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GOOGLE opening retail stores? Here's how THAT will play out.

  • (Steps up to cashier)
  • Me: Hi, I would like this white T...
  • Cashier: White teen tramps doing dirty things? Okay!
  • Me: WHAT?! No! This white T-shirt that says GOOGLE on it!
  • Cashier: Okay, what else for you?
  • Me: This black m...
  • Cashier: Black men with huge packages? Not a problem.
  • Me: NO! It's a black mug. A coffee mug?! I... I just... (flees store)
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