GOOGLE opening retail stores? Here's how THAT will play out.
- (Steps up to cashier)
- Me: Hi, I would like this white T...
- Cashier: White teen tramps doing dirty things? Okay!
- Me: WHAT?! No! This white T-shirt that says GOOGLE on it!
- Cashier: Okay, what else for you?
- Me: This black m...
- Cashier: Black men with huge packages? Not a problem.
- Me: NO! It's a black mug. A coffee mug?! I... I just... (flees store)
- END SCENE
