This is a true story.
- *walks into coffee aisle, unaware that it is also the liquor aisle*
- Me: *to self* Pffft. No big deal. I got this.
- *leaves aisle triumphantly only to face a beer and wine cooler that LIGHTS UP IN MY PRESENCE*
- Me: *out loud* Oh, FUCK you!
- Fellow Shopper: *looks over* Excuse me?
- Me: Oh, no, I was talking to the... beer.
