So in, so out...

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This is a true story.

  • *walks into coffee aisle, unaware that it is also the liquor aisle*
  • Me: *to self* Pffft. No big deal. I got this.
  • *leaves aisle triumphantly only to face a beer and wine cooler that LIGHTS UP IN MY PRESENCE*
  • Me: *out loud* Oh, FUCK you!
  • Fellow Shopper: *looks over* Excuse me?
  • Me: Oh, no, I was talking to the... beer.