We need to start a “picture test” tumblr where we take all the reblogs and Pinterest shit and give it a red light/green light review. For instance, look at my little lettuce making new lettuce.
Green light on the lettuce babies.
Sometimes Pinterest gets it right. White cheddar and ham. Next up is pancetta and Swiss
Sometimes your college mates find you on Instagram and you write a sentence describing a moment, suddenly realizing how awesome those years really were.
Throwback. Peace Corps. Day drinking. Tuna. CPR.
Throwback. College. Day drinking. Mattress. Florida.
My dive bars accept credit cards and bullets.