My buddy’s grandmother was 106-years old and her death was not a shock to anyone, but spending $2200 on a Southwest flight for her funeral is blasphemous. Name me one service Southwest offers that should ever cost more than $600? Even if you get a blowjay in the cockpit at takeoff, you’re still on a domestic LUV flight knowing full well you’ll eventually walk back to your general boarding seat on a domestic, peanut mouth-breather flight to nowhere.
H: It’s going to be about an hour and a half until the prints are finished.
M: Is there a bar nearby?
H: Over there. *points*
M: Two hours sounds good. I’ll also take some keyboard spray and a plastic bag. Do you have any artisanal rubber cement or large format Sharpies?