Gas is $2.97 and a line has formed around the block.
Never hang out with anyone that doesn’t put a hard fucking value on every god damn minute they have on this planet.
Her husband is kind of a dick.
TL;DR White House policy.
Eating my feelings.
Highlights from guys weekend: Much scratching, little bathing, couch sleeping, narcoleptic dog.
Go to his IMDB and read the trivia. Jesus.