January 2010
Watchessdogg:
bananacasts:
“Here comes Thomas!”
Sweet Jehovah if The Boy ever sees this my life is ruined. Ruined, I tell you!
I always loved Neil Young’s storied involvement with Lionel. Read about it here.
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Band Names
What’s in a band name? Me: Flip Flop Blowout theresa-c: Champagne Hangover weselec: Bachman Turner Suicide debshock: Penile Tomato Attack lafix: Just the Tip coyotesqrl: FurleyStyle veronicles: The Outskirts eoporto: I THINK YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A REALITY* boomblog: AC Slater and the Preppies porto_rock: Social Mongoloid everydaydude: The Ed Hardly’s monkeyfrog: The Dented Skulls...
What's my band name?
Scott’s post reminded me. I don’t know why I’ve debated this for as long as I have considering I lack any and all musical talent, but for some reason I always wanted to form a band and call it Flip Flop Blowout. Sure, I know there are better band names. Better bands have better names. And that’s why we would be Flip Flop Blowout. We’d wear tragic denim; we’d...
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3:57am.
I have angered the mucus gods.
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Low-Fee Donation Sites?
We have a friend at work going through some difficult times. Her husband (overseas) was involved in an horrible accident and will undergo a tremendous amount of time in the hospital. We have been trying to set up a website where friends/colleagues can donate anything they would like, but at this time, it seems as though monetary donations would help the most. Anybody know of a good service...
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Terry's Diary is beginning to use the #model tag...
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Alright fuckers, I was hiding it this long. I'm at...
Look behind you, Lucky.
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On alcoholic barflies and drunk drivers...
The best thing about bartending is you get to see the best people at their worst and the worst people at their best. Sometimes your are surprised for the better, most of the time you are filled with the worst kind of rage known to man. 1) Act like an adult. Learn to operate 12 ounces before you operate 2000 lbs. 2) Whiskey doesn’t make you angry. Neither does tequila. You are inherently...
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A Scene
Girl: Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret. God: Cho? Girl: Cho who? No, this is Margaret Simon. God: Oh, thank Me! The period girl, right? Girl: What? God: Just a boobie/menses thing? Terrific. I can help a girl with bras and blood, but comedic timing? She’s fucked. Girl: Jesus! God: Nope, he’s opening for Carlin tonight.