December 2008
Woke up this morning with a Banksy mural on my balls. He’s getting scary ninja good.
Odds are...
Jim wakes up… a) in San Francisco. b) in a coma. c) with an inappropriate boner. d) all of the above.
Eeep op ork ahh ahh...
Jimrock claims he’s listened to Lady Gaga’s Just Dance 5 times in a row. Somebody put their hand in his mouth and make sure he doesn’t swallow his tongue.
Little something something to make Wangmess bounce off the walls.
For Christmas? Please?
SHOULD I TELL THEM ABOUT SEATTLE GIRL?!?!
– My ex yelled this at me, top of her lungs In a relatively crowded room. This was in reference to a girl I may or may not have hooked up with while we were dating.
This is officially when people stopped being polite, and started getting REAL. The Real World: Columbus
(via jimrock)
I wish to Buddha...
A Letter to Nancy Grace
aimee-b-loved:
Dear Nancy Grace,
It appears as though authorities have found the remains of Caylee Anthony. While you undeservingly give yourself a pat on your precious little self-righteous back, I’m celebrating. Not because this unfortunate case may finally have some closure, but because now you’re forced to cover a new topic that you will undoubtedly dwell on for many, many months until it’s...
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
– John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963) (via magnetixsql) Or their shoe sizes, or their pitching speed.
Mute my trumpet...
It’s been a while since I listened to Digable Planets. Having some wonderful flashbacks that, although not chemically induced, are in fact quite pleasurable. Feel it:
Digable Planets
Pharcyde (specifically: Runnin’)
De La Soul
Talib Kweli
The Roots
Tribe/Q-Tip
Mos Def
Blackalicious
Slick Rick
If I was Dave Chappelle, this would have been my concert.* *Of course if I was...
Damn →
mrgan:
Pictures of freshman Obama taken by a fellow student in 1980. If these don’t become best-selling posters, someone’s getting fired.
Once again, it’s going to be a huge deal to the right wing (because it’s not blow).
I like my music all boop boop beep bop club club club beep beep. [voicesynth]
JSUT DNAEC! →
jimrock:
(via itsbedtime) First time I have actually felt old and completely out of touch with youth culture
This is so amazing, I can’t stop watching it.
Please tell me that Jim can’t stop watching it because it’s a fugging trainkwreck.
You’re out of touch because this is my generation. Shitty synth music and shitty style reached its pinnacle in the 80’s, and...