January 2012
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ColumbUS: Columbus Catchphrase →
columbusiscapital: I feel like Columbus doesn’t really have a great catch phrase, like “I Love New York” or “The Windy City” or “Cleveland: At Least It’s Not Detroit”. I would like to purpose a few ideas of my own. Columbus: Come for the clouds, stay for the rain! Columbus: Experience all four seasons in a…
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Date night.
My wife was wearing heels. She ate shit on the ice as I was pulling the car around. The women pointed and giggled, the men rushed to her side. I pulled up in front of the restaurant and put it in park. “I’m fine,” she said. “That’s my husband. Right there. He’s my husband.” She pointed at me, the douche bag behind the steering wheel with used car...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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You know that scene in Hesher when Natalie Portman...
Today is a day when I feel like I’m the shitty car.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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ListenFrightened Rabbit - Old Old Fashioned
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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WatchWatch
Teahupo. August 27th, 2011. One of the biggest days on record. The French Navy declared a double code red, threatening to arrest anyone that went in the water. Some dudes went surfing. Shit your pants at the 4:50 mark. Beautifully insane.
Jan 19th
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Ouch.
Ow.
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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A Bright Idea
A local alcohol distributor is throwing a party tonight at a club. - The event is for local bartenders (invitation only). - The event is sponsored by Jameson. - There is an open bar tab (open. everything. all you can drink) from 8:00pm to 1:00am. Set your alarm for 2:00am. It should be a good show. What’s the sound of 500 egos swaying in unison? 
Jan 16th
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Jan 11th
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Five numbers between 1 and 39.
Go?
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Anybody have any experience with PODS, Door to...
Some shenanigans might be afoot this summer and I can’t seem to get a straight quote from any of the pod moving companies.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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In bed by 10:00. Watching Charlie Chaplin movies...
Bliss.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Our son walked in with crocodile tears in his...
“Why does nobody want those animals? Why are they mean to them?” Thanks, Sarah McLachlan.
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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You want butterflies?
Try cashing in a 401k at 34-years old. Jumping in with both feet. Praying for my balls’ sake that the water isn’t too cold.
Jan 6th
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Pre-Flight Del Taco
Because I hate the people that fly next to me.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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