I had the pleasure of speaking to Ryan Hahn after the FMMF Local Natives show. I thanked him for the music because this was one of the few albums I’ve heard as of late that made for a good life soundtrack and helped me along the way (and mainly because I just wanted to thank a musician for good music), but I tried to not sound like a gushing fanboy when I basically begged him to do another Take Away Show. Their set and sound was perfection.
I could listen to this for days.
My buddy’s grandmother was 106-years old and her death was not a shock to anyone, but spending $2200 on a Southwest flight for her funeral is blasphemous. Name me one service Southwest offers that should ever cost more than $600? Even if you get a blowjay in the cockpit at takeoff, you’re still on a domestic LUV flight knowing full well you’ll eventually walk back to your general boarding seat on a domestic, peanut mouth-breather flight to nowhere.
H: It’s going to be about an hour and a half until the prints are finished.
M: Is there a bar nearby?
H: Over there. *points*
M: Two hours sounds good. I’ll also take some keyboard spray and a plastic bag. Do you have any artisanal rubber cement or large format Sharpies?
Although I still think Laird Hamilton is a jerk for criticizing the flowers I gave to Gabrielle Reece my junior year in high school at our Prom Promise event (“Dude, they’re wilted.”), this is still pretty insane.
Seriously though, who rips on a 16-year old kid trying to hit on your rich, professional athlete girlfriend?